You don't like strong, you don't like assertive. You like needy. She's not dying, is she?

She's scary. Why does scary need pathetic?

People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.'

And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.

This isn't just about the sex. You(Willson) like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves.. Oh my God. You're sleeping with me(House).

He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. I think he’s up for this.

Who told you it’d be a good idea to put up superficial representations of a hypocritical season celebrating a mythical figure?

You wanna know every place your mom’s thumb has been?

The notion of picking one time of year to be decent to other people is obscene because it’s actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year.

Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person. And nothing pisses a person off more than being shoved into the wrong pigeon hole.

I figured I could sow dissension and get a few ties and sweaters.

There’s something freeing about being a loser, isn’t there?